Oh look, cold rain!

Why do we all panic when snow is forecast? We have had it all this week with the Harbingers of Doom (the Weathermen) telling us about the End of the World or a snow flurry as most normal people would call it. And what do we get? Total bloody chaos!


The gritters have been out for days, the roads are already white with salt, and they have huge snow ploughs on them and yet the roads jam up, cars are skidding off all over the place and the public transport grinds to a halt.

Please, please, please remember that despite all this there is only one rule in the snow that you must never break. Never eat yellow snow!